Unbeknownst to us a volcano had errupted in Iceland and has covered European airspace in a fine glass like dust. Now the Europeans are a cautious lot and they banned all flights. We didn’t find this out until we got to the airport on Friday morning, nice and early, for our flight to Gatwick. I guess there were some clues - the hotel was full the night before and there were only 2 other people on the airport shuttle. So with some time pressure to get to the UK, i.e. we had to be there for my parents party - the whole reason for going, we decided to rent a car and drive to Calais and catch a boat to Dover. What could be easier? The only map we had was a 3"x5" all of France map in the Lonely Planet guide so I purchased a whole of France 3 ft x 3 ft map. If nothing else it was in colour. We had some tea and headed off with 1000 kms to do by supper time.
I must say the drive was excellent. The French roads are in very good shape - funded by tolls and income taxes - and the scenery was, very French. Through the Dordogne being our favourites. My technique for navigating Paris was to trust in the fact that there may be road signs pointing north or to Belgium. Even better, when we did get there, there were in fact signs pointing to the A1 Lille which is the road we needed. We pulled into Calais around 7.30pm.
At this point I breathed a sigh of relief in that I thought we’d made it. Usually you turn up, buy a ticket and hop on the next convenient boat. Well as it happens, there are some other equally desperate travelers and the queue was 3 hours long to get a ticket. I was quite cold too standing outside in the chill sea breeze. Luckily Sally managed to find us some lasagne and yucky coffee.
We got to the front of the queue at about 11.45pm and just got on the boat. I was late leaving as P&O levered more people on board in a Dunkerque like evacuation. Everyone was very good natured and humoured about the whole thing; they had to be really but complete strangers were lending phones and buying less fortunates coffee etc.
We got on board, found a seat and ordered 2 beers which we immediately consumed. We got 2 more but Sally fell asleep. Somewhere between Calais and Dover her beer evaporated. The rest of the journey went well. Dad picked us up, just like he had done 20 years before when Sally and I went on cross channel hops regularly. The whole of the Sands Estate Emergency Response team had been swung into action. A ride home, tea was waiting and my parents neighbours had our room ready with clean towels. I was asleep before Sally had showered - but we had made it.